I always hear you guys picking on Arial. Who is this chick? She must be severely depressed. — (via clientsfromhell)
I can’t stand people who put “read receipts” on their email. I find them to be very intrusive and, honestly, what would they even do if I read their email and didn’t respond? Would they confront me? I’d like to find out one of these days.
“If they arranged stores the way people organize their files, the chicken breast would be in 10 different places,” jokes Duncan.
I don’t want my metaphorical chicken breasts to be in 10 different places so I’ve spent the entire morning organizing my inbox and will probably continue to do so until lunchtime. It’s important that my mail is well categorized so I think that this takes precedence over my other “more important” work. I’m feeling pretty passionate about this; I even read an article about it (quoted above).
With that said, I’ll probably spend the afternoon organizing my bookmarks — all 5 of them.
The Youth of Tripoli released a statement yesterday and ended it with an oddly poetic line… Saif is just a dreamer.

(I can’t believe I just made a blingee at work, I’ve reached an all-time low)
I need to start tumbling again?
While there aren’t any hard statistics on female infidelity, most experts agree that it’s on the rise, especially among women who have their own careers and a degree of financial independence. — In which a dude who runs a website called “Good in Bed” announces that female infidelity is “on the rise,” without a single statistic to back it up. (Make sure to check out the “signs” your wife is cheating on you, like when she “dresses up for work” or “prioritizes parenting and neglects a couple’s relationship.”)
(Source: newsweek)
hman:
I am not a ‘cat lady’ - I am not a lady and do not like cats - but I know there are lots around here.
Good thing I am dumb?
I just got an email asking how many hours McChicken has charged to a certain projects. I thought it was an odd last name but then again so is mine so I didn’t inquire further. All was well until I realized the person’s last name is really McMicken!!! At least I know what his boss really thinks of him now!
Helping dullbrokenglass shop for a gift for our Queen is hard work. I will dedicate 100% of my workdays until our quest is complete. A good pendant necklace is hard to find these days…
Nothing is good enough for our Queen.